Teens should stop trying to rob banks in Hyde Park, because they're not very good at it

By adamg on Thu, 06/07/2018 - 11:07am

For the second time this week, Boston Police report arresting a teenager who robbed a Hyde Park bank, then allegedly proved unable to figure out how to flee.

Police report nabbing a 16-year old after finding him hiding in the back of a car parked illegally a couple blocks away.

Police say the kid walked into the Blue Hills Bank branch at 1065 Truman Parkway around 11:35 a.m. yesterday, gave a teller a note and then ran out the door with some fresh cash and towards Cranmore Road.

Responding officers found a car parked where it shouldn't have been at Cranmore and Halsey roads, teen trying to keep low in the back seat, along with some cash.

He was arrested on a charge of being delinquent for unarmed bank robbery, police say.

On Tuesday, police arrested another teen they say held up the Santander Bank branch on River Street. In that case, police say he walked out of the bank, slowly enough for a bank worker to point home out to officers.

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as Bullet Tooth Tony once

By anon on Thu, 06/07/2018 - 12:29pm.

as Bullet Tooth Tony once said, "never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"

Haaa

By mudder on Thu, 06/07/2018 - 1:14pm.

How I spent my Summer

By anon on Thu, 06/07/2018 - 1:29pm.

How I spent my Summer Vacation.

Not summer vacation yet

By SwirlyGrrl on Thu, 06/07/2018 - 5:36pm.

But we know what this one may be doing this summer, sure.

Just Saying!

By 2>1 on Thu, 06/07/2018 - 4:50pm.

Two questions, long-winded I know, but I wonder if the bank tellers are trolling these pseudo bank robbers in knowingly giving them the money while pressing the silent alarm and then counting backwards from 7 and doing over/under with colleagues? Also, who the F*** is training these bank robbers to unsuccessfully rob these banks - youtube? Google forums? Deep dark web? I just wonder what gives them the gall to do that.

Joke - was the note spell checked prior to the slippage? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA