Foxborough Police report a little pig that escaped from a petting zoo at Patriot Place spent three days wandering Gillette Stadium before it was captured today.
It was seen a few times throughtout the days running under cars in the parking lots, but what else was it doing with its time?
Was it trying to hold out until Tuesday to catch Angry Birds 2 at Showcase CDL Patriot Place to cheer on its fellow pigs? Was it waiting to catch a glimpse of the New England Patriots practice to study up on the playbook? Did it successfully fight off the Big Bad Wolf in a brick fortress?
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Awwww
By Crankycoffey
Fri, 08/09/2019 - 11:19pm
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Paging
By Dave
Fri, 08/09/2019 - 11:30pm
Elmer.
I'd escape, too.
By anon
Sat, 08/10/2019 - 7:43am
I'd escape, too.
And until the end of its days
By anon
Sat, 08/10/2019 - 8:32am
It will think back on these three days as the most glorious time in its life.
Pigskin
By onelith
Sat, 08/10/2019 - 8:45am
A photo of this critter next to a football would be cute, don't you think?
Gruesome ...
By Lee
Sat, 08/10/2019 - 10:00am
.... thought.
Triggering
By SwirlyGrrl
Sat, 08/10/2019 - 10:21am
Only if the Pats want their electronic media invaded by militant vegan nationalists I suppose ...
This is only the beginning
By erik g
Sat, 08/10/2019 - 11:34am
By kickoff of the regular season, there'll be 30-50 of these things on the field within 3-5 minutes.
Uh oh
By SwirlyGrrl
Sat, 08/10/2019 - 12:29pm
That means the Minutemen will have to swap out their muskets for AR-15s. They will simply have no choice!
Yeah the AG kind of put the
By anon
Mon, 08/12/2019 - 11:06pm
Yeah the AG kind of put the kibosh on that a few July's ago.
The End Zone Militia will have to do their best with Brown Besses and those longer than your forearm triangular bayonets meant for defensively skewering attacking guys on horseback. I suppose it would be like watching your blind uncle trying to skewer a cocktail hotdog at Thanksgiving, only more horrifying.
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