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Massholes abroad: West Roxbury woman charged with naked golf-cart driving through a Florida crime scene

By adamg on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 1:28pm

A woman who gave a West Roxbury address was arrested in Pinellas County, FL the other day for allegedly driving a golf cart through an active SWAT scene she had nothing to do with. She was naked at the time, police say (note: the story says "Roxbury," but the actual police report, which is linked from the story, shows a West Roxbury address, although possibly not the correct one, since city assessing records list the owners as having Chinese names, rather than her English name).

Neighborhoods: 
West Roxbury
Topics: 
Crime


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Comments

By Chinese name? on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 1:36pm.

What's a Chinese name? Why couldn't this person being renting a house? Check your privilege. Am I doing this right?

By SwirlyGrrl on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 4:08pm.

No

By Notfromboston on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 2:57pm.

She gave her old address? Is this supposed to be a riddle for us to solve?

By eeka on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 1:42pm.

Could be a renter and those are the owners.

Or could just be a liar.

By Gary C on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 3:37pm.

Could easily be the tenant.

By Chris77 on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 1:59pm.

She lives near the Brookline line.

By Lee on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 2:10pm.

…. from Centre St but maybe protesting a road diet?

By jmeltzer on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 2:28pm.

a "Massachusetts Woman" story?

Man bites dog.

By CopleyScott17 on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 2:33pm.

...is that The Smoking Gun site still exists! They seem to have gone a bit downscale since their heyday, though.

By SwirlyGrrl on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 4:30pm.

"Massholes abroad" could also be "Masshole's a broad!"

By JJ on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 6:17pm.

The classic Florida Man / Woman story always has three parts. One is always a mind altering substance (alcohol, check). One is usually nakedness. And the third is something random - breaking through a police standoff is a new one to me.

The Masshole angle is just sweetener.

Thanks for sharing, Adam.

By Tim Mc. on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 6:34pm.

If she makes the armed teen on the roof fall over laughing, that... probably allows an end to the standoff?

By Tim Mc. on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 6:37pm.

for both "indication of alcohol influence" and "indication of mental health issues" (but specifically remarked on the smell of alcohol.)

By jmeltzer on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 8:02pm.

How would they know it is the second? :-)

By Parkwayne on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 7:19pm.

While a weird and foreign place, doesn't abroad imply crossing the ocean to a different country?

By Notfromboston on Wed, 09/08/2021 - 7:49pm.

That would be overseas. Canada is abroad.