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311 complaint of the day: I don't care if it's frozen in place because of the rain, the driver should never have parked it there

Illegally parked Cybertruck in a No Standing zone

A peeved resident filed a 311 complaint this morning about this 1980s-era computer graphic illegally parked in a No Standing zone at Soldiers Field Road and Soldiers Field Place in Brighton.

Earlier:
Cybertruck? More like a Cyberbully.

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It looks like something out of the movie "Tron".

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Yeah, that's the best nickname I've heard for it so far.

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IncEl Camino

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More like the TV version of "Logan's Run."

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Parking tickets should be proportional to the cost of the vehicle.

Since that's how excise tax works, why not other traffic infractions?

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I would suggest that there be a surtax based on the ugliness of the vehicle, but it could get ugly.

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The city will reply to this in 2 weeks saying “area clear.”

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311 is for chronic problems, while 911 is for immediate problems. A single illegally parked car should probably merit a 911 call. That cars are always parked in this illegal space is worthy of a 311 ticket to that BTD can see the need to send out people to ticket.

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Unless it's illegally parked in a way the presents an active danger to people (not sure what that would be, but worth the caveat).

That is very much not what 911 is for.

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I once had to call the police regarding a parked car problem; as I recall I scrounged up a non-Emergency number for BPD and they instructed me to call 911.

This varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction, but in Boston parked cars are indeed a 911 appropriate call.

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Same in Chelsealand.

Been told repeatedly to call 911 for illegally parked cars.

And yes like you, I called non-emergency first and got scolded.

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And this is more noteworthy than any other illegally parked vehicle in the city?

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Musk is now deemed a non believer and must be shunned in every aspect of life.
Get on board ....lol

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if Adam didn't routinely post 311 calls

but i get it, the persecution complex must be satisfied

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didn't seem like an utterly horrible human being, but that moment has passed. People who still defend him at this point are like Trumpies: there's obviously something broken in them, starting with their moral compass.

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You know, the sole proprietor and editor of the site you're commenting on.

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this 1980s-era computer graphic illegally parked

Ah, so your bias applies to illegal parking as well, eh Adam.

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I can't stand CGA graphics; it's at least EGA for me or forget it.

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I still thinks it looks like something a Cub Scout would have made for the Pinewood Derby; Provided the Cub Scout had no wood whittling skills.

https://www.scoutshop.org/official-pinewood-derby-car-kit-17006.html

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Automobiles

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It is almost like it is Adam's right to express himself on his own website. you can go to other websites if you do not agree with Adam's views.

Also, cybertruck looks like complete ass. im expressing myself. do not attack me.

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Subaru.

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Please name something this cybertruck can do that a Subaru can't for 1/2 to 1/3 the cost? (aside from the electric vs. ICE ... but then again Subaru has one of those available now).

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F-150 with NH plates, truck nuts, fake bullet hole stickers and stickers that say “My kid beat up your honor roll student” and “Keep honking, I’m reloading!”

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I bet you thought that was really gonna sting.

(but then, I bet you think a lot of other really stupid and blatantly incorrect things)

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If some hobbyist made a car like that I'd think it was pretty cool, TBH.

But it's not a neat prototype but rather an expensive toy from a horrible company led by a horrible person. That's what I see when one speeds by or parks illegally.

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can we quit with the "ah, yes" opening? it's incredibly hackneyed at this point

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Um, sure.

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Atari. DOS. Wordperfect. Ugliest damn thing. I would pay hard to see a military tank fuck it up at the fights in Vegas.

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WordPerfect for Windows, now bundled with Quattro Pro.

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That monstrosity deserves two tickets

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Ein Tesla ist ein Tesla ist ein Tesla

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