Announcements

Urbanoutback tries driving to work and, amazingly, discovers he actually misses taking the T. Except for the announcements:

... I ALWAYS take my bags and personal belongings when exiting the train, and I think we all know we should by now. And if I hear that stagy "If you see something, say something!" announcement one more goddamn time, I'm going to rip out my cochleas and throw them at you, Joseph Carter, MBTA Chief of Police. Announcements alone will not make the T safe, altough more policemen might help. Like, enough policemen to notice the guy peeing off the corner of the opposite platform onto the tracks in Downtown Crossing yesterday? You want something to see? I saw something! Way more something than was necessary, and there was nobody to say something about it to!"