Alewife butt prints

Alyssa discovers a lot of people ignored "Wet Paint" signs above benches at Alewife:

... There are butt prints everywhere.

By the time the guy near me sat down I started to say something – but it was too late. I mean, if he chooses to ignore many prominently placed "WET PAINT" signs he's probably got bigger fish to fry.

And he needs to buy some new pants.