Job switch at the Porter T stop

Poot proposes:

... There are two careers in Massachusetts that virtually guarantee permanent employment: Justice of the Supreme Judicial Court, and "guy in charge of 'fixing' the escalators in Porter Square." I recommend periodic job-swaps for the two, just for shits and giggles. The cranky old justices couldn't do any worse of a job on the escalators, and who hasn't wondered how a certified escalator mechanic would rule on the hot cases and controversies facing our state's highest court?

Worst case scenario, the justices would spend too much time arguing over how to fix the escalator and not enough time banging various machine parts with a wrench. Best case scenario, the escalator mechanics would start banging various litigants and their attorneys over the head with their wrenches. ...