Matt Clement is dead to her

Beth: I've officially had it with Matt Clement.

The Couch Potato doesn't like to hit somebody when he's down, but has to say: it's become an exercise in excruciating agony to watch him pitch.

Teddy: Some people are not meant to pitch in Boston; I think Matt Clement is one of those people.

Soxaholix: Well, I'm hoping the Bradgelina or some other celebrity will adopt him as a hardship case needing a good home.

Red reaches for the Zantac:

... I feel the fear setting in. What if we go 0-10 on this trip? Or 1-9? Who's gonna step in for Wells tomorrow night? Are we heading back to DiNardo Land? What if Beckett can't get the job done? When is Clemens and/or Dontrelle Willis getting here? When's the "Folks, we're sorry, but we really f--ked up with this whole signing Matt Clement thing" press conference on Yawkey Way? ...

And Sully wonders why Francona went with Riske instead of Papelbon and Foulke.