Eastie: Will anybody get out alive?

Lewis Forman begins to wonder after reading about the latest problems in the tunnels connecting his neighborhood to the rest of the city:

... Now people are scared to come to our little hamlet. Let alone purchase one of the many new condo's and houses in the area. How will I drive anywhere? Driving in the tunnels is now a sport. First we had to dodge waterfalls. Then large cement ceiling tiles. Then useless bolts. Now our oldest tunnel, at 72 years young, is in need of repair because, gasp, it actually wasn't even inspected for a long time. ...