A lahge vote in West Newton

Ed Prisby reports an only-in-Massachusetts polling story that hinges on how "Lodge" and "large" basically sound the same here:

Guy: "Ummm...what if you live on a small street?"

Volunteer: "What?"

Guy: "You said all streets up to lahdge. My street is smallah."

Volunteer: "Yeah, everyone up to laaadge ova heyah. What's the name of your street?"

Guy: "It starts with 'M'...but...it's small." ...

Dirk Awesome reports his friend brought some purple ink so he could prove he voted.