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50 shades of Gronk: Of course there's Patriots erotica


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Horrifying.

Tell me about the story’s climax, where Rob Gronkowski spikes a football into the heroine’s butt.

I think I'll stick with the gronkittens photoshoot for "imagination" material, thanks.

I am far more interested in the following title by the same author:

I Don't Care If My Best Friend's Mom is a Sasquatch, She's Hot and I'm Taking a Shower With Her

As a single, heterosexual woman, I'm pretty happy with this level of Gronk-Pussy action:

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-12/10/12/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-...

Stop objectifying men! So sexist.

That is all.