Today's column reminds Cyn why she can't stand the CHB, starting with him insulting, again, Ortiz and building up to blasting the Sox for the "hyporcrisy" of honoring Mike Lowell:

CHB, finding ways to insult absolutely everyone he writes about for centuries.

Pete Abraham tweets the Rangers don't want a guy who turns out to have a torn ligament in his right thumb.

Beth says good bye:

I may crush a lot on pitchers, but somehow it's the third basemen that always break my heart. ...

Red presents the tale of a Sox fan trying to get a nickname going for the third baseman.

Surviving Grady does the procedural:

... Gagne: The f@#k you laughin' at?

Youk: Steroids are supposed to make you good. You're not good. ...