Stop & Shop is recalling tuna salad that might have listeria mixed right in.

Listeria generally doesn't bother otherwise healthy, non-pregnant people, but can cause serious problems in the very young and very old, people with compromised immune systems and pregnant women.

Last week:
Roll-up listeria at Roche Bros.
E. coliburgers at Whole Foods.

Third Decade reports:

While walking through the produce area of the South Bay Stop & Shop I saw a man in his late-30s to early-40s walk up to the avocados and make the sign of the Cross before picking one.

CDG suggests the Old Connecticut Path Stop & Shop test employees on simple math, so when she hands over 17 soda bottles, she gets back 85 cents and no lip from the customer-service cashier who seems unable to fathom that a cash register could be wrong.

Amy puts the chain on notice she noticed how they raised prices fairly dramatically one week, then lowered them by a few cents the next week just to put up all these little signs about how Stop & Shop is lowering prices.

It was more than Gienna could stand: The kid stacking the packaged salad greens at her local Stop & Shop had his pants somewhere well south of his hips, letting her see just what kind of cotton undies covered his butt:

... "Pull your pants up," I said.

"What?" he said.

"I said, '"PULL YOUR PANTS UP."' ...

TC photographs the manger scene the McGrath Highway Stop & Shop has set up - on the meat counter:

... If PETA is right, does that mean that Stop & Shop gets smited when the Second Coming occurs? Is it an offering - should I be placing beef jerky in front of creches that I pass?

Spatch is just a modern lover of Stop & Shop.

Note: Look at these lyrics if you don't get the allusions above.

Earlier:
Buy it! Cook it! Eat it!

Brian Kane reports he was too grossed out by the produce department at the Woburn Stop & Shop to ever go back:

... Containers of strawberries with visible mold. Rotten and rapidly decaying tomatoes and onions. Withered and spoiled green beans. This store is literally selling garbage and calling it "fresh produce". ...