BENNETT: "Thank you Boston, Chelsea, Revere, and Winthrop!"

So now this idiot is trying to put a bright face on the fact that he lost. That's L-O-S-T. So despite the lies,the slander, the arguing with anyone who dared ask him a question, and the fact that he tried to put one over on voters by claiming to be the Sheriff, little Dougie tries to act like it was no big deal, see you next time.

And Doug, you're unemployed. You took the time to put those childish signs up, you go take them down. Most of us have more important things to do with our lives beside running for offices we'll never get. So who is the punk ass bitch, now?

And once again, even in defeat, Bennett can't help himself from lying to the voters.

"We won three powerful Boston Wards: 6, 7, and my own home Ward 16 of Dorchester."

Not according to the Bay State Banner:

"Tompkins won 21 of the 22 wards in Boston, losing the ultra-conservative, high-turnout Ward 16 in the Neponset/Cedar Grove section of Dorchester to Bennett."

You won one ward, Dougie, your own.

Although we did not come out on top, we did finish 2nd in the election and I am proud to say that 1 out of every 4 Boston voters wants me to be their Sheriff.

You came in third (and a distant third garnering only a third of the winner's vote total). You lost to nobody (that quote should have been in this letter of non-reality). As in, you got fewer votes than "Blank Vote" (11,741 vs. 14,688). Also, there were 58,831 votes cast in Boston and you got 11,066 of them. Which is closer to 1 in 5 than 1 in 4. A vote for no one is still an intentional vote not for you and has to be counted in the denominator.

If you compare our vote totals to those who ran for Mayor last year in the Mayoral Primary, only Martin Walsh, John Connolly, and Charlotte Golar Richie had more votes than us, and that primary election last year had three times as many voters who participated compared to this year.

If I compare your election results to the number of nectarines I saw in Whole Foods last night, you got THOUSANDS MORE than that too! The mayoral primary last year had TWELVE candidates (plus blanks and write-ins). You ran against 2 other people (and barely managed to beat one and didn't even beat the blanks). I mean if you're going to compare the two elections so blatantly ignorant of a fair comparison, you might as well state that you got a higher percentage than ALL of them last year! Even a naive normalization of the two elections (you got a third of the winner in your election, and a third of Marty's 21k would be about 7k in this relativistic mayoral primary) puts you behind everyone but Clemons, Walczak, Yancey, Wyatt, and Blanks/Write-ins.

Also, I don't know where you're getting your numbers. Consalvo got 8603 and Ross got 8164. ( 2013 Boston Mayor Primary Results ).

We won three powerful Boston Wards: 6, 7, and my own home Ward 16 of Dorchester.

No, you didn't. You won 2 precincts in Ward 6 out of 9 total by a total of 25 votes (in contrast, you lost precinct 1 by 72 votes alone). You won 7 of 10 precincts of Ward 7 and did win Ward 7 overall by 33 votes. You won only half of the 12 precincts in Ward 16, although the margin was enough to win the ward by 86 votes...hardly a ringing endorsement from the "home ward".

we are a rising political force here in this major American city of Boston.

Bullshit. You can't extrapolate these results like that because not only was it a single party primary, but turnout was below 20%. You're not even a blip. You're a study in behavioral economics on name recognition from signs/advertising at best.

Even Dorcena Forry’s own newspaper which everyone knows is not a real newspaper but her “political public relations organ” came out against us, yet the voters in her own area chose to support us instead.

I don't even have to go through the numbers in detail to know this isn't true for more than the bare face value of "some people voted for us" which is true of every precinct. Even in your worse precinct, you still got 2 votes. Your implicit suggestion though is that you some how defeated her "PR organ"...which is just not true. Even though you won some precincts and even a ward or two that are in 1st Suffolk, you were defeated by a huge margin when taking all of her precincts into account as a whole.

Your friend and public servant always, Douglas Bennett

Wrong on both accounts. You have to win an election to be a public servant.

You tried, though. I'll give you that. Your tale should be a cautionary one for the rest of us who would hope that 11,000 votes is not ever enough to be considered more than noise in the system within a city/county with over 600,000 people in it.

Every professional politician was against us including Mayor Martin Walsh, City Councilor Frank Baker, State Senator Linda Dorcena Forry, and State Representatives Dan Hunt and Nick Collins, yet their constituents in those areas did not listen to them and instead voted for us!

Yeah! That must be why you won the primary! Oh, wait...

Dear Doug,

I want to thank you for your unprecedented campaign that took this county by storm. Do not let these people, these haters, these consistent voters; these dirty fact finders prevent you from bringing your breath of fresh change to the second most important job in politics. The first being the President of the United States of America. Just think about this if you clean up some of your mistakes you could one day finally achieve your goal of having a job again.
Now I am not being sarcastic about your campaign being without precedent. Let me tell you why.
1. You Doug Bennett are the first Sheriff ever to be voted out of an office you never held. That is impressive. Make sure you add that to your list of qualifications. You know right under where you talk about your involvement in Cape Wind. Those turbines are really powering my house right now.

2. Doug I think all the people on this blog can agree your involvement in the TOUCHATHON TELETHON was a groundbreaking moment! Not just in politics, but in the history of humankind! Hey Dvdoff this was pioneering, Kaz this was world shattering! People Douglas promoted the first ever telethon that was never seen on Television! http://www.universalhub.com/2013/have-free-dinner-marty-walsh-donating-2000. I heard Jerry Lewis is trying to knock on your door to get this technology! A TELETHON THAT WAS ON THE RADIO EXCLUSIVELY!

3. Finally, the single most trailblazing element to the person I have dub super Doug the Unelectable Politian! You were so ahead of your time as a thinker in this election that the Suffolk County House Union AFSCME Local 419 took the some would say election-turning move and for the first time endorsed a sitting sheriff. A historic move on their part!

All jokes aside. I will see your 1 out of 4 stat and raise you an eye popping 6 out of 10 voters who voted for Sheriff Tompkins and said NO to your CIVIL LIABILITY POSSES. Who said NO to your FRAUDULENT SIGNS. Who REJECTED your IN-HOUSE LABOR. Who knew you COULDN’T KEEP YOUR PROMISE to REMOVE ILLEGAL GUNS OFF THE STREETS, and accepted the fact as much as we want to you really can’t make Jails and Prisons safer in this post Reagan/Weld personal responsibility bullshit thinking world. Especially when it comes to people with who suffer from addiction and mental illness. You should know this very well Doug you were a part of the most disgusting part of that sad excuse for a party. If truly want safer jails and prisons lobby for more State Mental facilities, and Addiction treatment centers as well as an intelligent criminal code that puts people in their proper rehabilitation facility!

You are a joke, as well a criminal. So pretty please with sugar on top, TAKE DOWN YOUR FUCKING SIGNS LOSER!

Any chance you can come by and remove the illegal sign on Broadway in Chelsea as you enter Chelsea on the Revere side. It is on a lot that is set for construction and the owners do not allow those sorts of signs. It would be nice if your campaign came and took care of the removing expense (it is a big sign) rather than forcing the City of Chelsea or the unwilling landowners to deal with it. Please and thank you.