2013 was a fluke. Ratings are down because Hanley won't bend over, Panda can't hit, and the pitching staff for the first 100 games was non-existent.
Fenway is packing them in, only because the crystal poo that is the mystique and aura that is Fenway has been drilled into every yahoo from Peioria's head and they need to go sing and selfie while the game is ignored.
Liverpool, despite 7 points in four games is going to be terrible and we all know that the Globe, with the exception of the Sports pages was naked in their submission to the cheerleading for the Olympics.
I only hope Roseanne Barr gets caught wearing a coat made out of baby seals and puppies only so Tom Werner can run faster from her faster than he did from Bill Cosby.
Yes, John Henry, it must be all Don Orsillo's fault.
Shaughnessy called into Toucher and Rich this morning. He said that he had three sources who told him they were confiscating Orsillo signs, but that wasn't concrete enough, so they pulled that line from the story. Three sources sounds pretty good to me, but I'm not a journalist.
Did he bother to NAME any of those sources? Of course not - The "Unnamed Sources" scam is the classic ruse that repoters and columinists use to print any garbage. And if they get caught at it, they only need to print a polite retraction and hide behind the First Amendment.
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Four out of five terrible seasons
2013 was a fluke. Ratings are down because Hanley won't bend over, Panda can't hit, and the pitching staff for the first 100 games was non-existent.
Fenway is packing them in, only because the crystal poo that is the mystique and aura that is Fenway has been drilled into every yahoo from Peioria's head and they need to go sing and selfie while the game is ignored.
Liverpool, despite 7 points in four games is going to be terrible and we all know that the Globe, with the exception of the Sports pages was naked in their submission to the cheerleading for the Olympics.
I only hope Roseanne Barr gets caught wearing a coat made out of baby seals and puppies only so Tom Werner can run faster from her faster than he did from Bill Cosby.
Yes, John Henry, it must be all Don Orsillo's fault.
Shaughnessy called into
Shaughnessy called into Toucher and Rich this morning. He said that he had three sources who told him they were confiscating Orsillo signs, but that wasn't concrete enough, so they pulled that line from the story. Three sources sounds pretty good to me, but I'm not a journalist.
He said that he had three
Did he bother to NAME any of those sources? Of course not - The "Unnamed Sources" scam is the classic ruse that repoters and columinists use to print any garbage. And if they get caught at it, they only need to print a polite retraction and hide behind the First Amendment.