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When you come at the king penguin, you best not miss

By adamg on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:22pm


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By Sarah2 on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:36pm.

As someone who just finished binge-watching The Wire about 2 weeks ago, this may be my favorite of Adam's headlines.

I'd like to also give an honorable mention to Gotdatwmd for the username. I always figured that was some kind of swipe at Bush, but now I know it's just pure genius.

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By R Hookup on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 5:20pm.

I've contacted the Mayor's Hotline. They are sending out Animal Control.

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By anon on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:39pm.

But what does this have to do about the destruction of our god-fearing people at the hands of the IOC?

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By adamg on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 1:03pm.

They want to use the penguin pool at the Aquarium for synchronized swimming.

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By roadman on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 1:26pm.

Ah yes. Just like beach volleyball, it's yet another of those noble sports practiced by the ancient Greeks to demonstrate manly athletic prowess.

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By anon on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 1:27pm.

I'm sold.

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By Stevil on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 4:55pm.

Why are you posting anonymously?

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By Gary C on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 1:27pm.

"What's he doing there?"

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By SwirlyGrrl on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 2:05pm.

He's standing.

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By anon on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 10:28pm.

i love me a good Monty Python reference!

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By roadman on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 1:40pm.

And time for the penguin in your parking space to explode"

with apologies to Monty Python

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By Zunk on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 1:42pm.

....the penguins are looking for new homes

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By Stevil on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 4:56pm.

it's climate change.

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By SwirlyGrrl on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 2:07pm.

Is this their home space saver, or their work space saver?

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By Elmer on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 2:42pm.

IMAGE(https://elmercatdotorg.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/kool.jpg)
            ( ... yes, it's also Adorable! )

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By SomerVillain on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 3:14pm.

That is adorable! I'm gonna go buy a pack of Kools right this minute.
~Billy, age 12

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By Joanne McKenna on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 8:00pm.

Adam, I just can't quit your headlines.

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