Allegedly pissy man under arrest. Photo by rm -rf *.
Transit Police report arresting a Malden man (um, of course?) at the Oak Grove Orange Line station last night after he allegedly urinated on a parked Transit Police cruiser and then, with that out of his system, ripped off one of its license plates and tried to smash in a window.
Police say officers were able to arrest Nelson Faria, 41, on charges of malicious destruction of property and resisting arrest after a brief struggle around 9:40 p.m. on Thursday.
In addition to Transit Police, Malden police officers and firefighters also arrived on scene.
Innocent, etc.
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Holy eyebrow
By anon
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 5:16pm
Are those things real.
The credit line for the pic
By MattyC
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 5:22pm
The credit line for the pic is hilarious. Reminds my of my friend Robert`); DROP TABLE *;-- . Little Bobby Tables we called him.
Friend of the banner boys?
By The Ghost of Jo...
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 6:09pm
Malden, the new Charlestown... See previous banner boy photo...
Modern linux
By Kaz
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 8:06pm
Modern Linux distros don't allow you to rm -rf * anymore.
True.
By jmeltzer
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 11:26pm
It's now sudo rm -rf * .
He's 41? Taxi miles. Looks at least 71+.
By O-FISH-L
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 7:07pm
He's 41? Taxi mile. Looks at least 71+.
2 years ago
By Kaz
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 8:08pm
He was arrested for his 2nd DUI in 2016 and he was 39.
Being a repeat offender is a tough life.
Do police depts you cover give you feedback on your funnies?
By lobster nanny
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 7:51pm
I can't imagine that this isn't getting passed around in Malden.
Also - did the fire dept arrive to hose down the cruiser from urine burns?
Don't hear from them one way or the other
By adamg
Sun, 09/23/2018 - 3:16pm
I don't usually use bad puns on crime stories, though, but, um, this one, it just flowed. ...
I can only assume the fire department arrived for a hose down.
Malden Man!
By Ari O
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 8:50pm
Is new Florida Man!
Sigh
By statler
Fri, 09/21/2018 - 9:45pm
*****SIGH*****
Oh, come on, be fair
By Neal
Sat, 09/22/2018 - 6:02am
Let's not piss all over Malden. Doing so reeks of yellow journalism! (sorry, that's all I could come up with)
Hey! I'm from Malden.
By BethC
Sun, 09/23/2018 - 11:04am
That stereotype isn't so true anymore. On the one hand, people that do stupid things seem to be disproportionately FROM here. But Malden itself is increasingly diverse. We even have some residents that DON'T urinate on police cars or steal Red Sox banners.
Violence Against Law Enforcement
By Anthony
Sat, 09/22/2018 - 6:39am
People may look at the story and think that it might be funny. I look at this story and the only thing did I get from this is the on- going aggressive violence against law enforcement.
As minor as it appears to people deranged individual destructive Behavior. It's just a long list of unprovoked an unwarranted violence against law enforcement.
I'm sure that there are some law enforcement Personnel that do need to be pissed on but I'll let the brothers and blue hopefully start getting balls and identifying those type of offices and do their own pissing on.
Your are aware. Anthony, that
By PeterGriffith5
Sun, 09/23/2018 - 7:29am
Your are aware. Anthony, that he urinated on a police car, not an officer?
Officer's are members of law enforcement, police cars are not. By no stretch of the imagination does peeing on a police car constitute violence against law enforcement.
Metaphorically speaking
By Just Saying
Sun, 09/23/2018 - 10:44am
I was metaphorically speaking in general terms try stretching you a little and reading in between the lines LOL
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