A concerned citizen files a 311 complaint about the slippery conditions on Greenwich Park in the South End:
Aphid excrement problem up/down the street creating dangerously slippery/sticky sap-like covering on sidewalks, street and cars.
buy live ladybugs and mantis eggs
Just read about aphids this: "When you poop sugar, clone yourself and give birth to pregnant babies, you know your survival skills are off the hook..."
Aphids are a good source of protein. Let the insectoid revolution begin! Magoo.
Isn't aphid excrement honeydew?
First world problems are the worst.............
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