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Citizen complaint of the day: Slippery aphid crap all over the street
By adamg on Mon, 08/19/2019 - 10:37am
A concerned citizen files a 311 complaint about the slippery conditions on Greenwich Park in the South End:
Aphid excrement problem up/down the street creating dangerously slippery/sticky sap-like covering on sidewalks, street and cars.
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safe solution
buy live ladybugs and mantis eggs
you learn something new
every day.
Just read about aphids this: "When you poop sugar, clone yourself and give birth to pregnant babies, you know your survival skills are off the hook..."
Magoo sez
Aphids are a good source of protein. Let the insectoid revolution begin! Magoo.
Honeydew?
Isn't aphid excrement honeydew?
First world problems are the worst.............