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Citizen complaint of the day: Slippery aphid crap all over the street

A concerned citizen files a 311 complaint about the slippery conditions on Greenwich Park in the South End:

Aphid excrement problem up/down the street creating dangerously slippery/sticky sap-like covering on sidewalks, street and cars.

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buy live ladybugs and mantis eggs

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every day.

Just read about aphids this: "When you poop sugar, clone yourself and give birth to pregnant babies, you know your survival skills are off the hook..."

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Aphids are a good source of protein. Let the insectoid revolution begin! Magoo.

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Isn't aphid excrement honeydew?

First world problems are the worst.............

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