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The soccer-playing turkeys of Hyde Park

By adamg on Sat, 10/26/2019 - 10:32pm

There have been a couple of packs of aggro murderturkeys attacking Hyde Park residents in recent weeks, but Larry Johnson reports he may have found the answer: A long, hard game of soccer:

They see this blue ball in the street and start pecking at it and chasing it around with great interest! This went on for 45 minutes!

With photos.

Neighborhoods: 
Hyde Park
Free tagging: 
Wildlife
Turkeys


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Comments

By Turkey Liberation Front on Sat, 10/26/2019 - 11:32pm.

Soccer for Peace is a noble endeavor in a conflict prone region where the belligerents yearn for the liberty and tranquility of their ancestral homelands.

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By MisterMagooForYou on Sun, 10/27/2019 - 7:56am.

A turkey for you. A turkey for Magoo. Magoo sees that turkey. Do you too? Magoo.

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By Irma la Douce on Sun, 10/27/2019 - 8:52am.

David Peckham.

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By SamWack on Sun, 10/27/2019 - 9:35am.

for this is obvious. That blue ball resembles a globe. These turkeys are not playing soccer; they are planning world domination.

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By Rob on Sun, 10/27/2019 - 10:48am.

Is it just me or does it suggest itself as a metaphor for Brexit?

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By SamWack on Sun, 10/27/2019 - 6:58pm.

more of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqyQfjDScjU

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