There have been a couple of packs of aggro murderturkeys attacking Hyde Park residents in recent weeks, but Larry Johnson reports he may have found the answer: A long, hard game of soccer:
They see this blue ball in the street and start pecking at it and chasing it around with great interest! This went on for 45 minutes!
With photos.
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Aggro Murderturkeys opened for Bell's Hell @ the Rat in 86
By Turkey Liberati...
Sat, 10/26/2019 - 11:32pm
Soccer for Peace is a noble endeavor in a conflict prone region where the belligerents yearn for the liberty and tranquility of their ancestral homelands.
Magoo sez
By MisterMagooForYoo
Sun, 10/27/2019 - 7:56am
A turkey for you. A turkey for Magoo. Magoo sees that turkey. Do you too? Magoo.
That's their star mid-fielder in the photo
By Irma la Douce
Sun, 10/27/2019 - 8:52am
David Peckham.
The explanation
By SamWack
Sun, 10/27/2019 - 9:35am
for this is obvious. That blue ball resembles a globe. These turkeys are not playing soccer; they are planning world domination.
Is it just me or does it
By Rob
Sun, 10/27/2019 - 10:48am
Is it just me or does it suggest itself as a metaphor for Brexit?
I was thinking
By SamWack
Sun, 10/27/2019 - 6:58pm
more of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqyQfjDScjU
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