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Even in these trying times, you're not supposed to masturbate on the T

Arrested for allegedly being lewd and crude

Transit Police report arresting a Boston man on various charges at Kendall Square station Thursday night after, they say, he committed "a lewd act with his genitals fully exposed to everyone on the train."

Police say Adam Smith's hand and penis were anything but invisible as he enjoyed the wealth of, if not nations, himself, around 11 p.m. on an inbound Red Line train. When he was done, he lit up a cigarette, and was smoking it when the train stopped at Kendall and officers boarded.

Officers requested Smith exit the train. Smith immediately became belligerent, refused to comply or extinguish his cigarette and called the officers homophobic slurs.

The officers were forced to engage in a physical struggle with Smith and eventually placed him into custody.

Smith, 48, was charged with open and gross lewdness, assault on a police officer and resisting arrest, police say.

Innocent, etc.

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It's not a great idea, but you have to admit it will keep people 6'+ away from you on the train?

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Adam Smith's hand and penis were anything but invisible

Well-played, sir.

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You gotta' be kidding me . . . He had the gall to smoke a cigarette on the train?! Outrageous!

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thanks for my first good laugh of the day!

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Oh come on, give us SOMETHING to do!

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Every man is, no doubt, by nature, first and principally recommended to his own care; and as he is fitter to take care of himself than of any other person, it is fit and right that it should be so.

Adam Smith, The Theory of Moral Sentiments

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There are almost too many lassiez-faire jokes I could think of to just settle on one

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Unlike on an airplane, it's more than just frowned upon on the T.

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... he did tell everyone he was going to get off at the next stop.


I'll go crawl back into my hole now.

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looks like he's wearing the same t-shirt in both mug shots

From Boston Globe 11/1/2018

A Dorchester man was arrested on Halloween evening after allegedly exposing himself and urinating in the Andrew Square MBTA Station, authorities said Friday.

Adam Smith, 46, was charged with open and gross lewdness, Transit Police said in a statement.

Smith is accused of standing on the station’s southbound platform around 6:25 p.m. with his genitals fully exposed and urinating into the track area, the statement said.

Several children and “numerous other passengers” were near Smith at the time of the incident, according to Transit Police.

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Jeez, if you can't masturbate on the T now, when CAN you?

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They don't take days off it seems.

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That is so disgusting...

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That tickets cost money he probably didn't have.

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First of all, you don't know how much money he has.

Second, how do you propose we get people not to smoke on the T if we can't give tickets to some of them? It's not just rude, it endangers people's lives.

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The question in my mind is does anyone at them?
Please note: I do not equate pervs like this guy with smokers.

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If a pervert masturbates in an empty train can he be arrested?

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