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Forget porch pirates: In Hyde Park, people have to worry about porch turkeys

Porch turkey

Seth McCoy reports opening the door on River Street, near the Price Rite in Hyde Park, today to find, no, not an energy salesman, but this bad boy.

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Have you accepted tofurkey as your personal meat substitute?

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That’s actually a pretty looking bird compared to the ones you usually see

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Stay in your house silly colonials!

Do we have to recite the Masque of the Red Death for you again?

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Excellent strategic reserve food supply.

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The Third Amendment says that "No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner."
Don't say nothing about turkeys.

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Elmer, Where are you? We miss you. Anyway, ADORABLE.

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