Seth McCoy reports opening the door on River Street, near the Price Rite in Hyde Park, today to find, no, not an energy salesman, but this bad boy.
Please come in.
Have you accepted tofurkey as your personal meat substitute?
That’s actually a pretty looking bird compared to the ones you usually see
Stay in your house silly colonials!
Do we have to recite the Masque of the Red Death for you again?
Excellent strategic reserve food supply.
The Third Amendment says that "No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner." Don't say nothing about turkeys.
Elmer, Where are you? We miss you. Anyway, ADORABLE.
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You came just in time for dinner!
Please come in.
Hello, can I talk to you about veganism?
Have you accepted tofurkey as your personal meat substitute?
Nice
That’s actually a pretty looking bird compared to the ones you usually see
Stay in your house silly
Stay in your house silly colonials!
Do we have to recite the Masque of the Red Death for you again?
Plenty of turkeys around now
Excellent strategic reserve food supply.
A constitutional matter
The Third Amendment says that "No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner."
Don't say nothing about turkeys.
Elmer
Elmer, Where are you? We miss you. Anyway, ADORABLE.