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Alleged station spurter nabbed

Adonis Valenzuela

Transit Police report arresting the Dorchester man they say pleasured himself to completion in front of "numerous shocked and horrified passengers" at the Tufts Medical Center Orange Line stop on Sunday night.

Police say that thanks to tips from riders, detectives quickly zeroed in on Adonis Valenzuela, 27. When they arrived at his house, police say, he tried running out the back. But officers are used to that sort of reaction, so he burst out of the house and into the arms of a waiting officers.

He was then charged with open and gross behavior for the way he "left behind his DNA" at Tufts, police say.

Innocent, etc.

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People who have to clean the stations should get paid more than the MBTA executives!!!

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n/t

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So you're saying they got him coming and going?

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I’m so glad they caught this basic rapist.
people that had to witness his gross and lewd actions probably have nightmares of this animal.

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Adonis?

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probably reminds him of Persephone's nether regions.

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Onan.

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Dave Chappelle the transphobe?

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Did you watch his three part series or just read some garbage on instashit? Folks pretending to be woke while "resting" their eyes.

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… get a grip.

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Wake up.

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I wonder if you ever thought you'd be on the wrong side of a witch hunt.

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Thx for posting!

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Ewwwwwwww!!!!

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So, what are we going to do with that fine, upstanding member of society?

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