It's like the old bar joke: " 'Say, we don't get many big rigs in here.' 'At these heights, I can see why.' "
Alrighty then: A driver with a professional driver's license didn't plan out his route, ignored the "CARS ONLY" signs, got on Soldiers Field Road inbound overnight and, boom, storrowed his expensive vehicle smack into the Grand Junction train bridge by the BU Bridge.
Naturally, he created some glorious traffic jams as State Police had to divert traffic onto Western Avenue, as the bridge just sat there, victorious once again.
State Police reported at 8:28 a.m. that a big big-rig tow truck managed to haul what was left of the truck off Storrow for temporary deposit in the Doubletree Hotel parking lot.