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Chase might want to rethink their Boston expansion plans, at least until they get a handle on their banking software

By adamg on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 12:07pm
Chase savings account showing a balance of negative $99 billion

CatBoston shares her online banking page from this morning:

Hey Chase - This savings account balance of negative 99 BILLION dollars has me a little concerned. I've spoken with 3 different people about it today but apparently you don't handle these things on a Sunday. Really?!?!?

Or maybe they got her mixed up with the guy who claims to have more than $3 quintillion in a certificate of deposit.

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Comments

By Secret 77 on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 1:41pm.

I hope she gets her student debt cancelled

By mg on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 4:36pm.

Now we know where Elon got the cash to pay for Twitter

By Ben_Quahog on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 4:36pm.

The worst Community Chest card

By roadman on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 11:01pm.

When we make up our own Chance cards - Calvin And Hobbes

By anon on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 4:37pm.

The bigger the Big Banks are, the harder it is to bank. JP Morgan must have finally had enough. Chase. Where it takes forever to chase a human who can correct your issue that technology takes forever to solve!!

By anon on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 5:53pm.

I know that banks love to offer overdrafts, but this is taking it just a bit too far.

By SamWack on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 12:01pm.

The weirdest thing about this is that 6 among the 9's. It must have some significance. Without that, it's one cent less than minus $100 billion. Why spoil a good thing?

It's probably a message to the aliens (it's well known that alien agents communicate with their controllers via posts to UHub). If it's all 9's, cool, just another day on Earth. If there's a 6 in there, attack.

By jmeltzer on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 7:35am.

Looks like there's a sign-bit overflow bug in the banking software. Oops.

By anon on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 9:14am.

Somebody is about to spend the day learning about BigDecimal.

By robo on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 12:15pm.

And I’d venture to guess they have +$300 in savings hence the random 6.

By anon on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 10:09pm.

That was my first thought, but that would mean she'd need to have a balance near +$100 billion...

By anon on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 7:11pm.

no one will notice