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Chase might want to rethink their Boston expansion plans, at least until they get a handle on their banking software
By adamg on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 12:07pm
CatBoston shares her online banking page from this morning:
Hey Chase - This savings account balance of negative 99 BILLION dollars has me a little concerned. I've spoken with 3 different people about it today but apparently you don't handle these things on a Sunday. Really?!?!?
Or maybe they got her mixed up with the guy who claims to have more than $3 quintillion in a certificate of deposit.
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Student debt
I hope she gets her student debt cancelled
My kid's comment
Now we know where Elon got the cash to pay for Twitter
bank error: pay $99,999,999,699.99
The worst Community Chest card
Monopoly is more fun
When we make up our own Chance cards - Calvin And Hobbes
The bigger the Big Banks are,
The bigger the Big Banks are, the harder it is to bank. JP Morgan must have finally had enough. Chase. Where it takes forever to chase a human who can correct your issue that technology takes forever to solve!!
I know that banks love to
I know that banks love to offer overdrafts, but this is taking it just a bit too far.
The secret 6
The weirdest thing about this is that 6 among the 9's. It must have some significance. Without that, it's one cent less than minus $100 billion. Why spoil a good thing?
It's probably a message to the aliens (it's well known that alien agents communicate with their controllers via posts to UHub). If it's all 9's, cool, just another day on Earth. If there's a 6 in there, attack.
Yeah, that's suspicious.
Looks like there's a sign-bit overflow bug in the banking software. Oops.
Somebody is about to spend
Somebody is about to spend the day learning about BigDecimal.
Yep
And I’d venture to guess they have +$300 in savings hence the random 6.
That was my first thought,
That was my first thought, but that would mean she'd need to have a balance near +$100 billion...
they're just playing the float with Fed Funds for a night
no one will notice