CatBoston shares her online banking page from this morning:
Hey Chase - This savings account balance of negative 99 BILLION dollars has me a little concerned. I've spoken with 3 different people about it today but apparently you don't handle these things on a Sunday. Really?!?!?
Or maybe they got her mixed up with the guy who claims to have more than $3 quintillion in a certificate of deposit.
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Student debt
By Secret 77
Sun, 05/01/2022 - 1:41pm
I hope she gets her student debt cancelled
My kid's comment
By mg
Sun, 05/01/2022 - 4:36pm
Now we know where Elon got the cash to pay for Twitter
bank error: pay $99,999,999,699.99
By Ben_Quahog
Sun, 05/01/2022 - 4:36pm
The worst Community Chest card
Monopoly is more fun
By roadman
Sun, 05/01/2022 - 11:01pm
When we make up our own Chance cards - Calvin And Hobbes
The bigger the Big Banks are,
By anon
Sun, 05/01/2022 - 4:37pm
The bigger the Big Banks are, the harder it is to bank. JP Morgan must have finally had enough. Chase. Where it takes forever to chase a human who can correct your issue that technology takes forever to solve!!
I know that banks love to
By anon
Sun, 05/01/2022 - 5:53pm
I know that banks love to offer overdrafts, but this is taking it just a bit too far.
The secret 6
By SamWack
Mon, 05/02/2022 - 12:01pm
The weirdest thing about this is that 6 among the 9's. It must have some significance. Without that, it's one cent less than minus $100 billion. Why spoil a good thing?
It's probably a message to the aliens (it's well known that alien agents communicate with their controllers via posts to UHub). If it's all 9's, cool, just another day on Earth. If there's a 6 in there, attack.
Yeah, that's suspicious.
By jmeltzer
Mon, 05/02/2022 - 7:35am
Looks like there's a sign-bit overflow bug in the banking software. Oops.
Somebody is about to spend
By anon
Mon, 05/02/2022 - 9:14am
Somebody is about to spend the day learning about BigDecimal.
Yep
By robo
Mon, 05/02/2022 - 12:15pm
And I’d venture to guess they have +$300 in savings hence the random 6.
That was my first thought,
By anon
Mon, 05/02/2022 - 10:09pm
That was my first thought, but that would mean she'd need to have a balance near +$100 billion...
they're just playing the float with Fed Funds for a night
By anon
Mon, 05/02/2022 - 7:11pm
no one will notice
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