
Buddey, the mummified-monkey sniffing dog (what, you think we're going to post the photos of the mummified monkeys?).
A man trying to bring in some desiccated dead monkeys via Logan Airport proved no match for Buddey, the Customs and Border Protection sniffer dog, who led agents doing routine post-flight checks right to a suitcase containing them yesterday.
CBP reports:
During the screening of Delta flight 225 from Paris, CBP K9, Buddey alerted his handler to a specific piece of luggage.
When questioned about the bag, the passenger declared that it only held dried fish. The luggage was x-rayed and appeared to hold dried fish. Still, upon physical inspection, the officer identified the dead and dehydrated bodies of four monkeys.
CBP says it's possible the man planned to sell the roughly ten pounds of dehydrated monkey as food:
Raw or minimally processed meat from wild animals in some areas of the world, including Africa, is referred to as “bushmeat.” Bushmeat comes from a variety of wild animals, including bats, nonhuman primates (monkeys), cane rats (grasscutters), and duiker (antelope), and may pose a communicable disease risk. These types of meats are not allowed entry into the United States.
CBP immediately contacted the Center for Disease Control (CDC), the agency with regulatory authority over primate material. The CDC requested that the luggage containing the bushmeat be seized and that Delta Airlines either destroy or return the bags to France. The 4 kilograms of bushmeat was detained for CDC and marked for destruction.
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Comments
Or if you wanted to further
By anon
Fri, 02/09/2024 - 8:40pm
Or if you wanted to further the alliteration ... Monkey mummies seized near Maverick.
More accurately
By anon
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 6:28am
monkey-jerky
Adorable!
By Dave
Fri, 02/09/2024 - 10:41pm
Adorable!
(The beagle)
Any idea what happened to the smuggler?
By CopleyScott17
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 7:57am
It's great that they caught the contraband corpses, but I would hope the importer was detained and charged. This is serious stuff.
So you're saying
By Michael
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 8:15am
So you're saying this isn't monkey business?
But tastes like Turkey Jerky!
By anon
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 8:39am
But tastes like Turkey Jerky!
what, no "monkey in the old
By aegtx
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 9:16am
what, no "monkey in the old Garden" jokes?
Hero Hound
By anon
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 9:22am
Simian Sniffer Specialist
And what became of the monk?
By MrZip
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 10:09am
What do you do with desiccated primates? Asking for a friend who needs a new mojo hand.
great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
By scollaysq
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 11:02am
Mutilated monkey meat
Etc.
So nice when UH leads me down memory lane
Good job. If you can't stop
By anon
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 11:14am
Good job. If you can't stop the drugs that have ruined everything at least you can stop this and much more hazardous bullshit from sneaking in.
Maybe if you knew someone
By baustin
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 3:43pm
Maybe if you knew someone whose life has been destroyed by monkeys, you wouldn't be so cavalier. Monkeys cost me my job, my health, and my marriage.
Maybe the drug runners disguise the smell better?
By SwirlyGrrl
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 3:48pm
As for the drugs coming in, well, they wouldn't be coming in if there weren't a lot of people who are spending money on the drugs and creating the market for them.
But, hey, mental health care and social support are communist mind control/too expensive to fund - so let's keep on not solving the root cause issues and blaming drugs. Sure.
CA spent $17.5 billion over four years
By robo
Sun, 02/11/2024 - 10:25am
On homeless and the homeless population actually grew.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/11/us/california-homel...
Incomplete statistics
By Bob Leponge
Sun, 02/11/2024 - 11:47am
Did it grow by more, by less, or about the same as it would have grown without the spending?
In related news, we spend vastly more on aviation safety than we did 150 years ago, and yet the number of people dying in air accidents is vastly higher than it was back then. Should we conclude that the money has been ill spent?
You aint nothin'
By Lost in Boston
Sat, 02/10/2024 - 9:35pm
I can't even get an onion bagel into the house with my beagle nevermind mummified monkeys.
What exactly was this dog supposed to be alerting on?
By Tim Mc.
Sun, 02/11/2024 - 6:25pm
Was it trained on bushmeat, or was it trained on cocaine and just happened to get excited by the smell of random meat? Or did the handler have random suspicions of the passenger and "decided" that the dog had alerted on something?
It would be very interesting if CBP had dogs trained on biosafety but... I feel like that's unlikely, here.
They are trained on agricultural goods
By BostonDog
Sun, 02/11/2024 - 7:26pm
Food, basically. As I've read they have larger dog breeds searching for drugs in baggage that has been checked.
I'm having a hard time seeing civil rights violations from having dogs alert a handler to a bag and the owner asked to open it to verify.
Ah, that makes more sense.
By Tim Mc.
Mon, 02/12/2024 - 8:53am
Forgot about the fruit and vegetable side of things.