Beth thinks that rather than watching today's loss due to a sleeping offense and a home run by a steroid-using cheater, she would have been better off giving herself:
a radical appendectomy with nothing but a pair of rusty scissors and some embroidery thread.
And when she starts feeling like that, she knows it's time to take a few days off to chill.
Evan, though, is feeling a bit better about it all - after all, look who's still in first place:
... In the last eight games, we have gotten five great performances, and only one bad performance. Our starting pitching is starting to come around, and at the right time. Our bullpen is recieving tremendous rest, and as a whole, our pitching is simply clicking. It only took all year, but it's clicking. ...