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Geekiest bank robber ever
By adamg on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:27pm
The FBI has released some photos of the guy wanted for Tuesday's holdup of the Sovereign Bank branch on Winter Street in Downtown Crossing. The FBI says he's in his late 20s, 6 feet tall, with brown hair - and wearing a tie under his sweater. He apparently spent 10 minutes loitering outside before summoning up the courage to rob the joint.
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Bank robber style
Hopefully he will take some of the proceeds of his crime and invest in a better haircut. With that one, I'd be demanding a refund from Flowbee.
Maybe it's Matt Damon doing
Maybe it's Matt Damon doing research for an upcoming role?
Toga!
It's a Delta pledge, just ignore him. By the way, we're having a toga party tonight.
Kinda funny, this guy looks
Kinda funny, this guy looks like a friend of mine. Actually he looks like many friends of mine. He will be hard to find as this is a common look around here. He obviously is not a geek though, a geek would have kept the attire and tried to top it off with a ski mask or something. He is obviously a dork as dorks are geeky in appearance but are stupid.
Why Winter St?
If I was going to rob a bank, I WOULD NOT PICK WINTER ST. But he does look painfully average. And why geeky looking? Bank robbers have a 'look'? Nah, they don't. Some people would be surprised at the number of geeky looking guys in prison, or geeky looking gang members and thugs. TV, movies, video games are to blame for the popular stereotype.