Orange you glad you don't live in Athol?

Yesterday morning, the ever serious David Bernstein at the Phoenix noted Salem's attempt to get over the whole witchcraft thing with a new municipal slogan and wondered what other towns could adopt as their slogans. Suggestions continue to pour in; here are some of the best (so far):

[rollzroix] Somerville: Like the US, we have three branches of government: 1/3 Mayor, 1/3 Aldermen, 1/3 Pat's Towing

[bokeller12] Boston: lost if by car, late if by T.

[alaNna_baRr] Lynn Lynn the city of sin you never come out the way you went in

[MegPettersson] Southie-Every citizen has a personal friend on America's Most Wanted.

[_awebster] Revere: Jersey Shore meets Gangland

[BelmontPlumbing] Belmont we have Winslow Homer, Mitt Romney and Deviled Ham.

[JQuincyAdams] Foxborough: Sure, you can park on our lawn. That'll be $300, please.

[Berkshires247] Pittsfield: We take life with a grain of salt. Plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

[cubiclegirl] Roslindale: Almost JP, not quite Hyde Park.

[JQuincyAdams] Woburn: You didn't see that movie? Don't drink the water...no, seriously, don't drink it.

[JQuincyAdams] Salem: Making money off of executing innocent people since 1692!

[JQuincyAdams] Fall River: Hey, remember Lizzie Borden? Yeah, that's pretty much all we've got.

[DomMahoney] Aguwam: We have Six Flags, you really don't have any other choice.

[DomMahoney] Arlington: For when you fall asleep on the train and you're still not at Copley Station.

[nancylewis96] Framingham - We were mentioned on Family Guy. Boo. Yah.

[bobryan] Orange you glad you don't live in Athol?.

[jgp21] Everett: spelt B-R-A-Z-I-L

[WhatAboutBobby] Beachmont: Revere Lite

[BlytheOnTuesday] Dorchester: Home of the Wahlbergs!

[dontpanicllama sam mattos] Taunton: You know you leave when the roads get better.

[judes91122 Judy Tweel] Walpole: Many stay against their will

[tlkpts talking points] Norfolk: "Home of the Roundabout"

[superdecent1113 Spencer Plunkett] Ipswich, all we've got are fried clams and a dairy queen

[GenauGenauGenau] Amherst, we take pride in being ourselves, as long as that is borderline-offensive politically-correctness (Tweet some!)

[danwelch73] Milford: We have more Chinese food restaurants per capita than

To see them all go here and come up with some more!