But I’d like to point out that unless he was wearing his metalic hammertime pajama pants, his excuse doesn’t fly and is demonstratable false. iPhones use a Capacitive Sensor Touchscreen that doesn’t work when brushing up against objects that aren’t conductive. Anyone who’s tried using their phone with gloves on knows that you can’t input anything, let alone spell out a drunken tweet.
Plus, hasn’t there been stories of Brown hanging out at local watering holes and having quite a few brews? NTTAWWT, but why demonstrably lie about something like that? He’s not claiming were all lightweights, is he?
Whats next, challanging us to a beer bong contest?
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Well, then....
Apparently his ass is a moron also.
I GOT UR BACK BRO!
I GOT UR BACK BRO!
Well at least we know he wasn't drunk...
He said he doesn't like to drink and hasn't been drunk since his bachelor party.
Then he said something about this bridge he had for sale but I had tuned out...
Butt Tweeting
Um, won't go there. I won't mention butt and swype together, either. Nope.
OT: Has anyone else ever been buttdialed only to wind up with a small child talking to the rear pants pocket on the other end?
Not that it's a big deal
But I’d like to point out that unless he was wearing his metalic hammertime pajama pants, his excuse doesn’t fly and is demonstratable false. iPhones use a Capacitive Sensor Touchscreen that doesn’t work when brushing up against objects that aren’t conductive. Anyone who’s tried using their phone with gloves on knows that you can’t input anything, let alone spell out a drunken tweet.
Plus, hasn’t there been stories of Brown hanging out at local watering holes and having quite a few brews? NTTAWWT, but why demonstrably lie about something like that? He’s not claiming were all lightweights, is he?
Whats next, challanging us to a beer bong contest?
Is that a stylus in your pants
Or are you just a friendly guy?
Gee, that's great, but....
I've gotten numerous purse-dialed phone calls from my wife's iPhone.
And all this time I thought
And all this time I thought he would blame it on an intern...
way back when.....
He was a big supporter of metco as a state Senator - does that make him any less of an evil nazi bastard?
Beer + smartphone = drunk texting...and we've all done it
So just man-up and admit it! Next time he'll tell us his famous ole pick-up truck did it when he threw the phone in the glove compartment...