Kittening and entering

By adamg on Fri, 07/05/2013 - 10:32am

Police in Bridgewater report:

7/4/13 12:14PM B&E-HERITAGE CIR Caller reports while sleeping, someone broke into house & put a kitten on her dining room chair

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a new supervillain?

By anon
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 10:40am

The Mad Kittener strikes!

Now I want to know what

By Brian Riccio
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 10:46am

they did wit da widdle kitty....

It was ...

By SwirlyGrrl
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 10:48am

The Kitten Fairy!

It means that your home was selected for feline embellishment by a well-meaning supernatural being.

Wouldn't that be Breaking &

By coffeeweasel
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 10:54am

Wouldn't that be Breaking & Kittening?

Yes, it should be

By adamg
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 11:45am

But somehow, kittening and entering just sounded better. Maybe I should've just gone with reverse cat burglaring.

Me Next!

By APB
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 11:14am

Please, please!

I've had dreams like that...

By Lecil
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 11:23am

Seriously. Where I suddenly discovered a new strange cat in the household. Usually I wake up and find just the old strange cat however. :)

Dog + Dog Door

By SwirlyGrrl
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 12:32pm

This little baby followed me home (in my mouth) ... can I keep it??

Do You Know...

By Laurence glavin
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 12:49pm

Do you know how much it costs to adopt a kitten at the ASPCA facility in Methuen, MA or the Salem Animal Rescue League just over the line in Salem, NH? Then they want a donation.

Wild kingdom

By Lecil
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 2:09pm

If a kitten is the worst thing to come through a dog door, I'd say you're doing pretty good! :)

when i lived in somerville...

By bandit
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 5:32pm

... i had a cat appear in my second story apartment. i didn't even notice it at first, but the other cats pointed her out. i never did learn how she got in. i figured she just had a tiny set of lock picks stored somewhere.

Brings new meaning to "cat

By anon
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 12:55pm

Brings new meaning to "cat burglar"

when the human is ready

By BikerGeek
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 10:21pm

the cat will appear.

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