Adam, considering how nasty the anons have been of late, I can't imagine the sewer that is the queue for approval that only you have to look at. On behalf of all of us who actually take the time and try to consistently post under our logins, thank you for taking that bullet for us.
And that's the crux of the matter, isn't it? Some of the old guard see gay people as being all about sex, all the time and everywhere, including in "their" parade. They're blind to the fact that it's they who continually exhibit this irrational sexual obsession. Why can't they just keep it to themselves?
Honestly I know when I am marching in a parade, I bring a boom box to play some hot disco tracks like Donna Summer and the BeeGees. Then I pick one of the five Village People costumes I have in my closet (the cop is my fav) and put that on.
Once I am in the parade, I start to take off my clothes, do thrusting movements, and disco dance like I am at the Blue Oyster. Maybe I'll take an innocent str8 guy out of the crowd and force him to do naughty things with me in the parade. Then when the parade is done, at the end I coax as many guys into the porto-toilets so trade blow jobs for Ketamine. Sometimes I have so many I have to sell tickets.
Because you know.. everyone seems to think gay people are just going to spontaneously going to have sex everywhere. Might as well live up to that expectation.
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Don't let the original poster
By anon
Tue, 12/16/2014 - 4:25pm
Don't let the original poster find out about the CMP or they'll really have a coronary.
Adam, here's your angle:
By Kaz
Tue, 12/16/2014 - 4:04pm
Call up The Immaculate Heart of Mary School and see if they're going to march this year or not now.
Veterans
By Hula Hoop
Tue, 12/16/2014 - 4:05pm
Get the last laugh. Now all you hypocritical bigots have nothing to whine about between now and March 17th.
Lovely
By CraigInDaVille
Tue, 12/16/2014 - 4:30pm
Adam, considering how nasty the anons have been of late, I can't imagine the sewer that is the queue for approval that only you have to look at. On behalf of all of us who actually take the time and try to consistently post under our logins, thank you for taking that bullet for us.
Gee, it makes me wonder why
By Scratchie
Tue, 12/16/2014 - 4:52pm
Gee, it makes me wonder why the veterans didn't do this years ago, if it's such a big laugh for them.
More details on the vote
By adamg
Tue, 12/16/2014 - 10:18pm
The Dorchester Reporter has the details.
What it's really about
By fenwayguy
Wed, 12/17/2014 - 3:41am
From the Dorchester Reporter:
And that's the crux of the matter, isn't it? Some of the old guard see gay people as being all about sex, all the time and everywhere, including in "their" parade. They're blind to the fact that it's they who continually exhibit this irrational sexual obsession. Why can't they just keep it to themselves?
HOT GAY SEX *CLICK HERE*
By cybah
Wed, 12/17/2014 - 9:36am
Made ya click!
Honestly I know when I am marching in a parade, I bring a boom box to play some hot disco tracks like Donna Summer and the BeeGees. Then I pick one of the five Village People costumes I have in my closet (the cop is my fav) and put that on.
Once I am in the parade, I start to take off my clothes, do thrusting movements, and disco dance like I am at the Blue Oyster. Maybe I'll take an innocent str8 guy out of the crowd and force him to do naughty things with me in the parade. Then when the parade is done, at the end I coax as many guys into the porto-toilets so trade blow jobs for Ketamine. Sometimes I have so many I have to sell tickets.
Because you know.. everyone seems to think gay people are just going to spontaneously going to have sex everywhere. Might as well live up to that expectation.
I mean isn't this what people think?
(SARCASM)
Wrong...all wrong
By Kaz
Wed, 12/17/2014 - 10:20am
You didn't say you were doing all of that on roller skates.
What about the chaps?
By SwirlyGrrl
Wed, 12/17/2014 - 10:33am
You forgot the part about leather chaps.
ya
By cybah
Wed, 12/17/2014 - 10:56am
Was a hard decision between being the Village People cop or the Village People leatherman.
I have both.
(and for real I do own a set of chaps....)
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