Frontal views, this time, only he's zipped up. That bit of oral satisfaction at State Street last week could lead to a criminal sentence and permanent status as a sex offender.
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impressive
By Scumquistador
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:16am
I don't think I could possibly imagine a more cliche looking boston scumbag if I tried. Complete with sox jacket and jorts.
its almost artistic
Cliche like...and Brady dea-in doit
By bulgingbuick
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:48am
iss all boo-shit.
Who keeps making those bright
By Robert Paulson
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:28am
Who keeps making those bright white high tops?
He probably goes to Jones'...
By Lmo
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 8:28pm
He probably goes to Jones'...
Wait, nope!
We refer to them as "White
By Heliotropa
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 8:55pm
We refer to them as "White Sneaker Guys".
They're usually felons or on parole.... for something.
PDA
By Steeve
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:27am
Apparently in Obama's America, two heterosexual lovebirds can't show affection without facing imprisonment. Literally unbelievable.
Obama has been pushing for a
By ehhhh
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:42am
Obama has been pushing for a constitutional amendment endorsing free and open love between townie chuds since he took office, but our do-nothing republican congress won't allow it until it's illegal to breathe within two miles of a planned parenthood.
How exactly is sexual orientation pertinent?
By CopleyScott17
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:44am
Or maybe you're just trying to be facetious or funny?
No, not at all
By Steeve
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:29am
I'm really, really concerned that Obama and his fascist Muslim liberal stormtroopers are trying to stamp out the rights of honest, hard-working, small business owning heterosexuals in this country.
here's
By cybah
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:34am
Here's your tin foil hat
*plops a tin foil hat on your head*
thanks
By Steeve
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 12:00pm
Because I'm totally serious and whatnot and what have you.
ooh! This fits just swell!
This is literarly the best comment I've ever read
By Waquiot
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 12:13pm
Anywhere. Ever.
Oh, I see, gotcha.
By CopleyScott17
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:38am
Thanks for clearing that up.
Don't take this seriously
By SwirlyGrrl
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 11:08am
Steeve doesn't mean it. Really. It's just the fluoride in his water supply making his brain do nasty things.
And the chemtrails ...
Fistbump
By Steeve
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 12:16pm
*boop*
(I'm absolutely aghast if people think I wasn't quite obviously joking about this all)
Steeeeeeeve
By cybah
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 1:31pm
You'd be surprised, especially with the anon's on here. Amazing what people really will believe.
Sarcasm is hard to read as txt on a screen.. I've been a victim to this too~!
Don't forget FEMA camps!
By Neal
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 1:51pm
Not to mention the Amtrak repair facility in Beech Grove, Indiana that everyone in-the-know knows is really a FEMA camp (A FEMA camp that only repairs passenger railroad equipment, apparently).
They need trains to get the
By Uh-huh
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 7:55pm
They need trains to get the populace TO the FEMA camps!
its true
By Scumquistador
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:45am
Obama's America really sucks the fun out of everything
President Obama in a 3-point hat.
By issacg
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:45am
I'm not sure this one is President Obama's fault unless he really is the immortal anti-Christ that a lot of people apparently think he is. This person will be charged under a statute that might date from the 18th Century. It's possible it might have even been in the colonial statutes of the 17th Century that were moved in the General Laws after independence. If I have time later, I'll check.
What I really wanted to say, however, was that if this guy's life is not already in tatters, it is about to go to pieces. Those are some high quality pics.
Man, Obama is the worst
By Lanny Budd
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:39am
Man, Obama is the worst AntiChrist ever!
We have the first Black Anti Christ now, next
By bulgingbuick
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 12:20pm
we're going to get the first female antiChrist. I'm putting an addition on my bunker, buying gold and listening to my Glen Beck books on tape.
I bet if you had a kid that
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:11am
I bet if you had a kid that was witnessing that you would be screaming for their heads...pun intended.
#thanksobama
The BJ recipient
By moxie
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:23am
Acted stupidly....
lol
By Malcolm Tucker
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:54am
http://thanks-obama.tumblr.com/
and
http://literallyunbelievable.org/
I was hoping
By Steeve
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 1:49pm
that my "literally unbelievable" reference wouldn't be lost on some. Awesome site.
Scary
By B
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:36am
Is anyone else freaked out about how much time they spent scouring footage from multiple sources to find this guy?
More to the story?
By SwirlyGrrl
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:58am
I wonder if he is wanted for other reasons, or if there is some indication of sex trafficking here.
daft
By Scumquistador
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:29am
sex trafficking, really? thats quite the speculation. probably the closest this comes to that is being sex in traffic.
Nope.
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:30am
Nope.
Right?
By Kaz
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 2:18pm
I'm more freaked out at HOW they found footage of him from new sources.
There was absolutely nothing in the original photo to suggest that he stopped at a Walgreens prior to his BJ in the subway. Did they watch the reverse footage from the T Station and watch him come from that Walgreens and then go over there and ask for the footage in pursuit of an investigation (does Transit PD even have that authority? Did they get a search warrant for the footage? Over a subway BJ?).
Also, what camera shot that middle shot? Hip-high on the sidewalk? Are there cameras in the backs of street parking meters now?
This follow-up is more bizarre than the initial act having taken place in the first place.
Great point
By Michael
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 2:37pm
It seemed like a lot of work to give someone hell for getting a blow job, but then I remembered how this country lost its damn mind in 1998 and it made...well, not more sense...but it fit a pattern.
Lucky for us...
By bibliotequetres...
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 4:19pm
...she didn't have a GoPro.
Very common Kaz
By Pete Nice
Fri, 05/22/2015 - 8:02am
The Transit police is very good about following up on any crime that happens in their stations. They simply go to Walgreens or any other business in the area that has cameras and asks them if they could view the video tapes. Most times the businesses will simply give the police a zip drive with the time frame requested. A high profile case like this is going to be assigned a higher priority as well.
As for the camera shot from eye level, I do not know, but the T does have other cameras around.
Publicity. Lewd conduct
By Uh-huh
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 7:58pm
Publicity. Lewd conduct going from one subway platform to a larger audeince online means SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!
Another Cousin?
By SwirlyGrrl
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 9:44am
Looks like the guy who was shouting obscenities at that 2024 meeting.
Any News On The Other Participant?
By Suldog
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:38am
Is she being sought? Or maybe she was already arrested? Do they have high-quality photos of her?
(I'm not at all sure I want to see any, considering her - pardon the brutal pun - taste in men.)
It does take two to tango, however, and I'm an equal opportunist when it comes to seeing lives ruined.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
My thoughts exactly
By Felicity
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 11:14am
I was just about to ask this same question.
maybe
By Scumquistador
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 11:23am
they're making sure she wasnt coerced or something else untoward before flooding the airwaves with her picture
who knows, just guessing
Call in the Fashion Police, too.
By Grizzly Mama
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:47am
A Crime of Fashion should be added to the list of offenses for this man. Who wears the male equivalent of culottes these days? Surprised he isn't sporting a Members Only jacket.
wait
By Scumquistador
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 11:23am
members only jackets arent cool?
I would have thought
By BikerGeek
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 12:20pm
they were hipster-retro-ironic, by now.
uncanny
By Malcolm Tucker
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 2:11pm
he looks like the embodiment of Rob Delaney's (satirical) dad tweets - especially:
Yes easy
By cybah
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 11:34am
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brilliant!
By Malcolm Tucker
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 2:11pm
thanks for the tip!
Rob Delaney is amazing and I
By Kinopio
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 12:09pm
Rob Delaney is amazing and I hope this guy isn't a dad.
And what, exactly, will this individual be charged with??
By Jack
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 12:05pm
Sure, we all think we know what is going on, and maybe we're right, but based on this photo/still, what can he or she be criminally charged with? Perhaps there is more to the video or other angles, but unless there are witnesses who saw more than the MBTA photo, no criminal behavior here.
Open and Gross or Lewd and Lascivious? Nope.
There are no "exposed genitals" and where is the "public exposure" in this act?
hey look at that
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 1:15pm
.. now we even know his name is Jack.
You don't need to expose genitals for Lewd and Lascivious.
By Pete Nice
Fri, 05/22/2015 - 8:06am
Open and gross yes, Lewd and Lascivious no.
It would be like someone playing with themselves under their pants. That is Lewd and Lascivious conduct, not open and gross.
Give the guy AND the woman a
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 12:51pm
Give the guy AND the woman a fine or a night in jail. Save the sex offender crap for serious sex crimes like molestation and assault.
40 comments?
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 1:39pm
For this silly story?
Not worthy of sex offender registry
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 1:59pm
That is not what the sex offender registry is for. There are already far too many people already on it who do not pose a threat to anyone, sometimes for completely non sexual acts and for what they did as a minor. Being on the registry can ruin your life and the lives of your family. It can open you up to harassment and threats and prevent you from getting a job. Sex offender laws desperately need to be reformed.
Only in the USA
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 10:16pm
Only in a country as hyper puritanical and hyper vindictive as the USA could sex offender registries be so out of control.
Adam, I think you should make
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 2:34pm
Adam, I think you should make shirts to sell that say "Jorts and a BJ."
My question is...
By Anne Weatherbee
Fri, 05/22/2015 - 10:28am
did he get to finish?
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