Switch on the Red Line goes kaput, for riders that means trouble is afoot

Riders now on foot...?

By trouble do you mean that when I get soaked at Savin Hill while waiting on a slippery platform in a thunderstorm. By troubles do you mean I have to get on a packed train called the B/O express. By troubles do you mean when the rain stops and the heat and humidity turn Park street station into a sauna. By troubles do you mean when I get stampeded by teens doing the high jump over the fare gates. By troubles do you mean when I return to Savin Hill my bike will be stolen. By troubles do you mean when I use my I-phone to report my bike stolen t-thieves snatch my phone. T stands for trouble.