Thanks, Adam. But was this called in as a noise complaint? Or an animal abuse complaint? The city's response might be different depending on how the caller categorized it.
The resident or city categorized this 311 ticket as a rodent sighting, leading it to be dispatched to Animal Control. Creative categorization here to get to the right department, hilarious!
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That explains so much
My dog randomly barking.
My sleep randomly interrupted.
Wow, I just read her NECN biography, and it turns out that
Sue O'Connell was the host of "One in Ten" on WFNX. I remember that show!
Well...
Is it duck season or rabbit season?
Wabbit!
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Neither
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Be glad it wasn't a turkey
Be glad it wasn't a turkey prisoner. There might not be a neighborhood left after the rescue operation.
You don't take turkey's
You don't take turkey's prisoner.
They are either dinner or YOU are THEIR prisoner.
Close your fraking windows
It's wintah ya losers
Knowledge
Perhaps you don't know just how loud ducks can be. Pray none of your neighbors ever decide to keep peacocks.
(No subject)
Call 311
And report animal abuse. A cage in this weather? A coop is a different story.
Where the citizen complaints here come from
They're always from the city's 311 database, so the original complainer did call (or use the app to contact) 311.
Type of complaint
Thanks, Adam. But was this called in as a noise complaint? Or an animal abuse complaint? The city's response might be different depending on how the caller categorized it.
The resident or city
The resident or city categorized this 311 ticket as a rodent sighting, leading it to be dispatched to Animal Control. Creative categorization here to get to the right department, hilarious!
Haiku needs some help with the 5-7-5
Duck in a cage in the yard
quacking loudly all night
waking people up
could be
Caged duck in the yard
quacking loudly in the night
no sleep for Fort Hill
I know why the caged duck quacks
not telling