By adamg on Mon., 3/20/2017 - 12:42 pm 
With Keytar Bear playing in the background, Jed Hresko noticed the Dewey Square fruit guy had a new sign up today. Looks aren't important, but you'll need to care and cook for him and, oh, no lip, please:
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Go get 'im ladies!
By Smart Arse
Mon, 03/20/2017 - 12:58pm
What a catch!
gee, I wonder why divorced 4 times.
By anon
Mon, 03/20/2017 - 1:13pm
Big mystery, this one...
Math is hard
By Ari O
Mon, 03/20/2017 - 2:13pm
"I was married once, divorced four times."
I'm not quite sure that's how it works.
I think he is using "once" as in...
By whyaduck
Mon, 03/20/2017 - 4:37pm
I was married once upon a time and each marriage ended in divorce. Not the best written sentence, but I think that is what he was aiming for. Or, perhaps, he was only married once to the same person and divorced four times.
Maybe he divorced once, and
By anon
Mon, 03/20/2017 - 5:35pm
Maybe he divorced once, and the other three wives died.
Sounds like a peach.
By Deb_B
Mon, 03/20/2017 - 1:37pm
Sounds like a peach.
Looking for ...
By SwirlyGrrl
Mon, 03/20/2017 - 7:01pm
... his pear?
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