With Keytar Bear playing in the background, Jed Hresko noticed the Dewey Square fruit guy had a new sign up today. Looks aren't important, but you'll need to care and cook for him and, oh, no lip, please:
What a catch!
Big mystery, this one...
"I was married once, divorced four times."
I'm not quite sure that's how it works.
I was married once upon a time and each marriage ended in divorce. Not the best written sentence, but I think that is what he was aiming for. Or, perhaps, he was only married once to the same person and divorced four times.
Maybe he divorced once, and the other three wives died.
Sounds like a peach.
... his pear?
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