Merriam-Webster identifies "anyways" as "nonstandard, colloquial, or archaic." Grammarly.com instructs "'anyways' is generally accepted only in colloquial speech or informal writing".

Nitpicky I know, but just one more little sign of the decline of the once excellent Globe.

C3PO

By Sock_Puppet on Wed, 09/20/2017 - 12:10pm.

Meet D1LDO

To the tune of B-I-N-G-O, I

By Tim Mc. on Thu, 09/21/2017 - 3:22pm.

To the tune of B-I-N-G-O, I suppose.

They will be filing a labor

By Bender Bending Rodriguez on Wed, 09/20/2017 - 12:58pm.

They will be filing a labor dispute with the United Automatons of America against the Prudential Center for an unjust termination.

Suck it meatbags!

Bob Newhart routine

By perruptor on Wed, 09/20/2017 - 4:36pm.

I think from his Button-Down Mind of ... record:

Sit down, machine.
Your work has not been going too well, and we're going to have to let you go.
This is a recording.

Showing the robot the door? Looks more like

By MC Slim JB on Wed, 09/20/2017 - 1:12pm.

a perp walk.

Aww....

By Irma la Douce on Wed, 09/20/2017 - 1:35pm.

Wish I'd known yesterday and had a chance to sat goodbye.

Lazy robot

By Grant Young on Wed, 09/20/2017 - 1:51pm.

I wanted it to burble or something like R2-D2 when people walked up to it. I couldn't figure out why they got it in the first place. Anytime people walked near it it would just stop and it seemed to spend a lot of time on its charging mat next to the the concierge desk. Just zero personality.