Police hunt conehead for Dorchester, South End bank holdups
The FBI's Bank Robbery Task Force reports it's looking for a man it says held up the Metro Credit Union branch at 1071 Massachusetts Ave. around 9:30 a.m. on Saturday.
He's described as white, about 5'4" and wearing a dark jacket, khaki pants, white sneakers with dark trim and a really tall knit hat.
He is also wanted for holding up a Santander Bank branch in Dorchester on Dec. 7 - while wearing wrap-around glasses and a shorter, but pointier, hat - and those white sneakers with the dark trim.
And he's wanted for holding up a Commerce Bank branch in the South End on Dec. 5, while wearing a get-up that makes him look like some Southie geezer - a Southie geezer who wears white sneakers with dark trim.
If he looks familiar, contact the task force at 781-760-7077.
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I'm sure they can find him
wherever they consume mass quantities
Well, he started in the S End
Well, he started in the S End, then moved south to Metro Credit Union and Santander banks, both in the same general area. He's getting lazy. It would be worthwhile to check along the Mass Ave/Melnea block.
C'mon man
Put on a mask, or a fake beard & glasses. Anything to disguise your face just a little....
MIBS! MIBS! UNACCEPTABLE!
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5'4", with that head?
So he's what, 4'10"?
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I'd check customs...he is from FRANCE
REMULAC
Remulac, to be specific!
As Punishment, Perhaps He Should Narfle The Garthock
That sweater!
Did he crochet that sweater himself? Hideous.
Again, this guy does nothing
Again, this guy does nothing to dispel the notion that all bank robbers are comically short.
No gloves?
In two of the pictures, the bank robber is touching things without any gloves on. It certainly looks like he left some fingerprints behind.