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Orange Line riders have extra time for flossing because there's a dead train at Roxbury Crossing

The MBTA reports "moderate" delays on the Orange Line due to the deceased train at Roxbury Crossing.

UPDATE: Another train died around 10:30 p.m. at Haymarket.

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Reaching the bottom of the rhyming barrel, Adam??

But I can see the dark at the end of the barrel.

Please do not floss on the train.
Thank you for your cooperation.

You should try this new floss Glide. It's fantastic.

I can't floss while I'm on the way there?

Please do not perform dentistry on the train.

the more desperate Adam gets the better he gets. The Red Line telling the Green Line "hold my beer" was pure genius. Now I'm imaging a packed subway station in which all the frustrated riders are simultaneously flossing. You never see that on TV. Only on Uhub.

This hed is in my top ten as far as Adam's MBTA rhymes go. Cracked me up