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Citizen complaint of the day: Chair on a wire

Chair in a tree

A concerned citizen filed a 311 report about a chair caught in some wires above Union Park Street in the South End.

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Either it got airborne or the owner is confused about how electricity and internet work.

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It's an art installation. A protest statement about the electric chair.

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Obviously a bird put it there last November and intends to put its nest in that spot now that the snow is gone.

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"A concerned citizen filed a 311 report about a tree caught in some wires..." but the picture and report ("Chair blew off a rooftop and landed on wires. What to do?") are about a chair, with no tree mentioned anywhere.

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It's a metaphor for life.

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Like a chair on a wire,
Like a drunk on a redline train
I have tried, in my way, to get you to notice me
Like a UHaul on Storrow,
Like a statie from some barracks on the pike
I have saved all my headlines for thee.

I got lazy on the last line. Even I was tired of the joke.

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Boy, will someone be pissed when the tree house is done.

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Oh, great.

Now nobody can park in that tree.

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