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Citizen complaint of the day: Chair on a wire
By adamg on Wed, 04/18/2018 - 8:24pm
A concerned citizen filed a 311 report about a chair caught in some wires above Union Park Street in the South End.
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Space Saver?
Either it got airborne or the owner is confused about how electricity and internet work.
It's an art installation. A
It's an art installation. A protest statement about the electric chair.
Urban widowmaker
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Obviously a bird put it there
Obviously a bird put it there last November and intends to put its nest in that spot now that the snow is gone.
Tree?
"A concerned citizen filed a 311 report about a tree caught in some wires..." but the picture and report ("Chair blew off a rooftop and landed on wires. What to do?") are about a chair, with no tree mentioned anywhere.
It's a metaphor for life.
It's a metaphor for life.
Chair On A Wire
Like a chair on a wire,
Like a drunk on a redline train
I have tried, in my way, to get you to notice me
Like a UHaul on Storrow,
Like a statie from some barracks on the pike
I have saved all my headlines for thee.
I got lazy on the last line. Even I was tired of the joke.
Boy, will someone be pissed
Boy, will someone be pissed when the tree house is done.
Oh, great.
Oh, great.
Now nobody can park in that tree.