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Warning to plant, wheelbarrow thief on one Jamaica Plain street
By adamg on Mon, 08/19/2019 - 3:37pm
Listen, you piece of crap, you're lucky one Alveston Street resident is willing to let it go, just this once. And now, thanks to a roving UHub photographer who found himself on Alveston this afternoon, we're all going to be looking for you, I mean, how many people are out there pushing some new plants around in a wheelbarrow with a hose?
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I am the stealer of the hose
I am the stealer of the hose
Because of the cam you all knows
I take the plants too
You all say boo hoo
And how this place really blows
Spoiler: the police won’t do
Spoiler: the police won’t do anything here even with the video
they are nicer than I. Mess
they are nicer than I. Mess with any of my plants and I wouldn't be this nice.
Warning to plant?
Boy, that plant better make like a tree and leaf, huh?
Disgusting
People are so disappointing! I the culprits do the right thing.
I had someone drive into my driveway and attempt to steal my grill. My neighbor caught them and they claimed they were borrowing it for a couple of hours because they were having a bbq. Yeah...ok.
Gentrifiers
Must be nice to live in a neighborhood where there's grass.
And
port-a-potties
Haha!! A+
Haha!! A+
Why the snark?
Somebody's stuff got stolen, they put up a sign offering a resolution that doesn't involve someone getting arrested. Why the snark? And why the case of the piss pants because someone has some dirt to plant in and you don't?
I have plenty of dirt to plant in
No wheelbarrow, I admit, but would you accept a reel mower?
this is just to say
i have taken
the plants
that were in
the garden
and which
you were probably
watering
with the hose i also stole
forgive me
my garden needs perennials
and also
a wheelbarrow
A+ Comment.
A+ Comment. Would read again.
So much
depends on that wheelbarrow.
Glazed with
rain water
beside the
white turkeys.
This is the most wholesome
This is the most wholesome thread in Uhub history :- )
Hmmm, I've seen similar signs
Hmmm, I've seen similar signs around Hyde Square & on Brookside Ave. Seems the green-thumbed felon has been getting around.
PS-- If anyone wants to come steal the ferns that make me sneeze half the summer from our alley, I won't call the cops.
I'd just leave out some pots
I'd just leave out some pots of poison ivy and let them come for round 2.
Want to combat poverty?
Having grass, trees, gardens are not just nice ornaments. They are necessary for good mental health.
We are half-hearted about the conditions and effects of poverty if we refuse to force - yes force - neighborhoods to be places that have a quality of life above negative 10. Trees, grass and gardens are an important aspect for a good quality of life in an urban neighborhood.
This in response to the sarcasm.
You bet
We should have loads of street trees, and plenty of well-maintained public parks. We should encourage residents and commercial occupants to provide public greenery too -- window plants, stoop plants, etc.