Cafe in South Boston to be replaced by another one with a pun name

They should have called Punslingers. Sadly, "Brewnited States of Americano" was already taken.

"We need a name that's witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it."

we used to hang in a place in NYC called Central Perk.

This reminds me of a tite line from Hello Peril. Magoo thinks it goes a something like this:

“Welcome to the city that used to be free of suckers

'Til the techies came in hummers and colonized the gutters

If I see another hipster openin' a coffee shop

I'll make a body drop with my signature karate chop

And lollygagging politicians get the lollipop

And competition get the nuts and the poppycock”

Magoo sez Hello Peril has sweet flow and mad good lines. Magoo.