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The grinch who stole autumn in Jamica Plain
By adamg on Mon, 09/30/2019 - 5:17pm
Brendan the roving UHub photographer spotted these stones on Pond Street in Jamaica Plain the other day.
UPDATE: What was stolen were stones painted like pumpkins, not actual pumpkins.
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If you put out pumpkins in September
They should be stolen.
You could've just typed
"I hate fun." It would've been quicker.
I don't hate fun...
I hate compost. Which is what you get when your neighbors carve pumpkins in September or early October and leave them outdoors until Thanksgiving.
Who said anything about carving?
A few small pumpkins or gourds will last weeks.
I was gonna say
I put out my pumpkin and my festive gourds last weekend (because it's festive gourd season, m*f*'ers.), and $5 says they're still around by Halloween. When it's not super warm, those thing last for months.
Also anyone who steals a pumpkin off of someone's front steps should be sentenced to 8 hours locked in a room with FISH complaining about the Boston Globe.
Compost
Discrimination is a slippery slope.
...Also, switch your coffee to decaf.
You don't hate fun...
...you're just a busybody then? Show me on this doll where decaying vegetables on other people's property hurt you.
This is my stoop. It was a
This is my stoop. It was a collection of pumpkins painted on rocks that went missing. I’m sorry I put them out before September ended.
Check Southie, it's
Check Southie, it's definitely space saver material.
Great Idea! Clever....
...collecting pumpkins now so that they can be used later as parking-space savers!
With the added feature that they can also be smashed in the street in order to make a statement about people who save spaces in the first place.
(So, I now have this ear worm... Tonight, Tonight
The Smashing Pumpkins! )