Stimulus where you need it: Hanscom airport taxiways
Just a few months ago whilst on the way back from a weekend in Vegas with Adam, Kaz, The Zak and Swrrrly, UHUB-1 hit a pothole in one of the taxiways at Hanscom- causing my monocle to fall into Adam's glass of port, Swrrrly's Cuban cigar to nearly set the Alpacian leather on fire, and the door on The Zak's soundproof chamber to pop open. The latter resulted in a good 5 minutes of ramblings about the libraries in Vegas until we got to our hangar and transferred to HUBBENZ (the Prius is Adam's runabout when he wants to drive himself or the chauffeur has the day off.) Well, we decided to use our massive collective influence in the Boston political and media scene to make Massport ask for $10,000,000 in stimulus funds to fix those potholes.
Unfortunately, with the recent changes around Universal Hub, the Citation had to go- so, we implore Massport: please, we don't need those runway repairs any more! Spend that change on something we can believe in!
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Polyrhythmic Pothole Jumping
Damn. It was one fine cuban cigar too ... I'd hoped to save it to share with Suldog, but he didn't make the trip.
And here I thought I had specified Corinthian leather for UHUB-1 ... well, substitutions do get made.
I told you to come to the board meeting in Aspen
...but you were all "family, work, blah blah blah."
I was Looking Forward To That Cigar
Especially after you guys ditched me at the airport before the trip.
Telling me that The Pleasant had opened a new cafe in Terminal D, and then all of you boarding the plane and flying off when I went to look for it? Not cool.
And the worst thing was I never even found it! Where did you say it was again?
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com