Not that it's funny but I did wonder the same. I thought it might be like the mall dildo guy. Or was it so tiny there was a question of whether it was actually a penis?
In these coronavirus, depression , no coronavirus vaccine , job loss , quarantine, Failed Trump presidency era , a flashing penis on a trolley would be the last thing people need.
My friend's mom, a Boston Yankee of the old school, was walking through the park. A completely naked man jumped out from behind a bush and asked, "Do you want me to stick this in you?"
Her response, without breaking stride: "Of course not. Don't be ridiculous!"
For every law, some clever jackass will find the loophole.
If someone wears, underneath his overcoat, a flesh-colored body suit with somewhat realistic-looking appendages made of fabric, but none of his own skin revealed, and he flashes other passengers on the subway, what can you charge him with?
(see also last week's story about the guy flashing some sort of dildo or fake dong)
'Intended to induce awe': codpiece thrusts itself back into fashion
Designers’ embrace of 16th-century accessory forms part of revival of Tudor power dressing
Fashion has embraced the codpiece again, centuries after it fell out of style.
Gucci’s Alessandro Michele revived the accessory for his spring/summer 2019 show: rendered in leather and snakeskin, worn harness-like and evoking Robert Mapplethorpe; in shiny diamante, hanging like a glitter ball; and framed like a seashell clutching the symbolic pearl.
So perhaps with apologies to John Collins Bossidy:
And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the codpiece,
Where the Lo-do-Wells talk only to Chatbots,
And the Chatbots talk only to...their "admirers"...on the T
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Alleged penis?
You mean he definitely whipped something out, but there's doubt about whether it was a penis?
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cambridgeside galleria dildo guy?
n/t
Lol
Not that it's funny but I did wonder the same. I thought it might be like the mall dildo guy. Or was it so tiny there was a question of whether it was actually a penis?
In these coronavirus,
In these coronavirus, depression , no coronavirus vaccine , job loss , quarantine, Failed Trump presidency era , a flashing penis on a trolley would be the last thing people need.
The penis, it was actually
The penis, it was actually flashing?
Now THAT is how you do a title
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Videotaping the victim’s reactions...
... is adding insult to injury.
Glad they got the guy.
My reaction
Would to be to scream at him and give him a good swift kick where it counts
Laughing derisively at them...
... works too.
From the past...
1975 or so.
My friend's mom, a Boston Yankee of the old school, was walking through the park. A completely naked man jumped out from behind a bush and asked, "Do you want me to stick this in you?"
Her response, without breaking stride: "Of course not. Don't be ridiculous!"
That's tabloid-worthy, Adam!
That's tabloid-worthy, Adam!
His prison sentence should be calculated at
10 years per inch...
Oof
Talk about hard time...
So...7.5 years?
So...7.5 years?
So he'll be out in ...
five years?
Drafting laws is harder than it looks.
For every law, some clever jackass will find the loophole.
If someone wears, underneath his overcoat, a flesh-colored body suit with somewhat realistic-looking appendages made of fabric, but none of his own skin revealed, and he flashes other passengers on the subway, what can you charge him with?
(see also last week's story about the guy flashing some sort of dildo or fake dong)
Maybe Boston could be known as the land of the Cod....
Boston is known in some circles as the land of the Cod as in the by the doggerel "Boston Toast" by Holy Cross alumnus John Collins Bossidy:
Back in an earlier era there was a fashion trend where your well dressed caviler wore an "enhancement" over his manhood known as a Codpiece
Well -- its apparently sort of back
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2019/dec/27/codpiece-envy-fashion-re...
So perhaps with apologies to John Collins Bossidy:
Upvote for pure poetry, man.
Upvote for pure poetry, man.
How
do these creeps avoid getting beaten to a pulp? What does the BPD advise citizens to do when they witness such things?
I heard the BPD
Advises members of the public to be restrained.