Energy Plutocrats to Celebrate Global Warming on Saturday, Nov. 4th at 1:00 pm on Boston Common!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore
Grand Fromage de Boston
Loyal To Big Oil

Invites you
to join Loyal to Big Oil and
The Boston Coal Party

for a Texas Tea (and Coal) Party
Boston Common
(Brewer Fountain near Park Street T Station)

1:00 pm
Saturday, November 4th

Sporting their most impressive evening wear, Loyal to Big Oil and The Boston Coal Party, both wholly-owned subsidiaries of Billionaires for Bush, will unite to celebrate global warming with a Texas Tea (and Coal) party this Saturday on Boston Common. American patriots have pledged to 'duke it out' with them over the impact of fossil fuel use on global climate change ('global warming'). The patriots have even threatened to 'dump' the energy plutocrats coal and oil just as Colonial rebels dumped British tea.

"Why would they threaten us?" asked Ivana Moore-Enmoore, Grand Fromage of Boston's division of Loyal to Big Oil. "Exxon-Mobil has just posted the second highest quarterly profit of any corporation ever – $10.49 Billion. This should be a time of celebration, not conflict!"

"Greed is not just good; it is everything," remarked Liza Tooyou, head of the Boston Coal Party. "Sure, fossil fuel use is the number one contributor to the accumulation of greenhouse gases, but don't they realize they will be emptying our pockets… er… I mean… reducing economic growth in Massachusetts by advocating change?"

Lee Vemhangen, energy plutocrat added, "They even want their new Governor to have the Commonwealth rejoin the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative! Scandalous! Wouldn't it be a good thing to make Greenland green again?"

(Loyal to Big Oil and The Boston Coal Party, both wholly-owned subsidiaries of Billionaires for Bush, are a consortium of oil barons, coal mining CEO's and giddy traders on the energy futures market. Oh, and of course the faithful representatives in Congress who deliver the subsidies and tax breaks we love at the expense of taxpayers who can't afford lobbyists of their own. For more information: http://loyaltobigoil.com)