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The proper way to sit on that bench at Jamaica Pond
By adamg on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 10:50am
Since its installation in 2006, Matthew Hincman's bench near the Jamaica Pond boathouse has perplexed people: What's the proper way to sit on it? Geovanie Radcliffe shows us somebody's finally figured it out.
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Wow
JP - Check
Starbucks Matcha Tea - Check
2011 Planking Trend - Check
Excessively Tight Skinny Jeans - Check
I know, right, they seem fun!
I know, right, they seem fun!
Leggings
Those aren't skinny jeans, those are leggings. An unfortunate garment that shows every bulge, orifice and a few other things that don't even have names on the human body. I suspect if some people knew what these garments actually looked like they wouldn't wear them. But others do know and are perfectly fine with them. So there you go.
There are names!
And I had to learn every damn one of them for an anatomy class in college. D-:
(I have since forgotten most of them. But I remember being amazed how damn near every bump on a bone and individual muscle bundle had been named.)
Geez
it must be sad to be that embarrassed of your own body.
some of us prioritize comfort vs vanity
First, fashion is very subjective thing. Second, leggings are supremely comfortable. Especially for anyone whose proportions don't perfectly match off the rack clothes.
Not everyone is as insecure or vain as you seem to be.
A Decade of Leggings Controversy Explained
Kind of interesting:
www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/3/28/18285843/leggings-controversy-history-no...
Why the shaming? Football players essentially wear leggings...
And who among us can turn away from a slow motion replay as they "inch" down the field?
I don't know about you...
but my ass looks fantastic in a pair of them
Pics or it isn't true
:-;
I use mine to show off my beach body
Since I'm a marine mammal, that's pretty sleek ;-)
Not skinny jeans
Insulated running tights - fall weight.
Like bike tights, but no bulky pad.
But he's
Clearly walking with a baby carriage and wearing flat sneakers.
This makes it 100x worse than skinny jeans!
Do people
Run in Chuck Taylor's? Thats ludicrous,
Maybe
They were the original gym shoe for fitness.
People do bike in them.
yoga pants ?
yoga pants ?
#wypipo
#wypipo
I’m the planker
These are leggings- confirmed. :)
Benches are sometimes
Benches are sometimes designed to prevent you from sleeping on them, at least not comfortably. I thought this WAS designed to be slept on (in?). No matter how drunk you are, once you fall in, you can’t fall off it!
Hmmm ...
I just thought it was incomplete mitosis.
That's figuring it out? Me
That's figuring it out? Me thinks not.
You must have never explored
You must have never explored other parts of JP.
A well shaped bum
is proof that both God exists and is capricious.